I can't believe how much money I've saved not buying Ibuprofen since our hurling season is delayed! Cha-ching! #gaa #usgaa #hurling #indygaa

Today would've been week 3 of our hurling pub league season. But, nope. This is our Langston's team pic from 2016, maybe the best jerseys we've ever had. @gaa @usgaa Heartland USGAA

I'm a Pirates fan living in Indianapolis, and 24 of 60 games will have Blackout rules applied in 2020, because of Cubs, Reds, and White Sox. MLB is either too stupid or ignorant to see what it needs to bring fans back for 2020. Joe Starkey Ron Cook Chris Mueller Paul Zeise

Is DJ KHALED supposed to be entertaining or funny or something?

#trumpabortions

The schadenfreude is thick today.

My stocks are down this morning. Why do all the worst things happen to me?

Them: Trump is sick. Me: Yeah, I know. Them: And he has the covid. Me: I hadn't heard that yet.

Today, the planet Mars is closer to Earth than it will be for a long time. And here's where I say something funny about Uranus. #mars #uranus

I'd never presume this would mean anything to anyone, but, if you worked a polling place or participated in the vote count anywhere in our commonwealth, a full-year DK Pittsburgh Sports subscription is on me. I don't care how many it takes. Just DM me. I'll process your order myself.

"I guarantee you..."

My Top Ten favorite Christmas Movies: 1. It's a Wonderful Life 2. The Bishop's Wife 3. Die Hard 4. A Christmas Story 5. Emmett Otter's Jug Band Christmas 6. A Charlie Brown Christmas That's it. That's the list.

At least we’ll never have to worry about Diontae going on the COVID list. He can’t catch anything.

Merry Christmas, I guess.

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I have a huge crush on Doris Kearns Goodwin. She's a genius, a baseball fan, an incredible writer, super cute, and a Lincoln expect. If I knew she loved cheese, I'd ask for her hand in marriage.

Hung up my Larry Bird mistletoe. If I meet you under it, you'll either get a smooch or I'll HIT A THREE POINTER RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!!! #larrybird #bostonceltics #mistletoe #inyourface

I just heard an elderly woman scream "SH!T" in a parking lot because she ran out of trunk space. That's the kind of elderly woman I hope to be someday.