I feel insane but this is clearly the future they want so so so badly

The President has lost his damn mind.

This was my Netflix.

I was finally able to make it through "Good Boy" and I didn't enjoy the experience at all. Fear, dread, and anxiety do not a good time make. I know that's what horror movies are supposed to invoke, but that's all there was from start to finish. Indy is indeed a good boy though.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours. It's just my cat and me in my little apartment, so I have a little tree.

Share a TV show you love with a great Christmas themed episode. 📺🎄 The Facts of Life had so many wonderful Christmas episodes.

Get your eggnog and weapons ready! On Thursday, Dec 18th at 9p ET it's our annual live watch of "Anna and the Apocalypse!!" Join us on Tubi for a Christmas tradition! Hope to see you for the party! #AnnaAndTheApocalypse

It's a bummer that Alex even has to say it, but the man is being a realist here.

Me: Also me:

#NowWatching There's Something in the Barn (2023) Wonderful little Christmas horror!

#NowWatching Oh. What. Fun. (2025)

All I want for Christmas is for Patrick to stunt on them hoes.

Andy Reid said we need to keep on rollin, lol. Rollin where? Toward being at home for the playoffs. I'm firmly on the " Andy needs to retire " train. That dude is clueless to what's going on with his team. #Chiefs #ChiefsKingdom

We've just gotta keep rolling. 😳

WTD SPOILERS!!!!!! . . . . ITS ALWAYS MY FAVOURITE FUCKING CHARACTER

Travis Kelce in a must win game for the Chiefs

Thank you for everything, Kansas City Chiefs. Looking forward to the next chapter.

NOOOOOOOO!!!! #ITWelcomeToDerry

The Chiefs' season is over. The cutest cutie to ever patootie dies on Welcome to Derry. It's Monday. Will the horrors never cease?

Welcome to America where you can be rewarded with 50k for being openly racist while a family fighting leukemia has to struggle.