I like the ghetto gas stations better. They give me less anxiety and I feel more at home.

Men just remember if you think your girl ain’t lying to you Amber Heard is getting caught lying in court and still stickin to her guns. #staywoke

Could really use some titties in my face rn

This is how I’m shooting my shot at every mother I see tomorrow

When you see me hella active on Twitter just know I’m losing my sanity

I hope they lock up Amber Heard and she get blasted with a big Draco Glock dookie the first night.

Other peoples Facebook Beef is one of my favorite things to indulge in.

If I ever end up with kids of my own one thing I know is, they will have no idea what religion is.

Not so patiently waiting for shark week 🦈 #sharkweek

I can never post my weekend pics cause I’m just trashed and look like I had a stroke

Do you ever thing of something and ever be like damn. That’s good advice.

This is Aden Campbell

Bitches join the military and start acting like they know Captain America

There’s literally thousands of Gods across world religions, so the difference between me and all these Jesus lovers is I only believe in one less god then them.

this how i text back bad bitches

I’ve got the same thing at subway for the last 10 years and I still recite my order in my head waiting in line

Get ya beard up 2023

This here is my vow to never send a child of my own through the public schooling system