I’m actually so mad I won’t have the hairstyles I want this December but life goes on.

Anyone else miss Mac Miller? :/

imagine coming home to a light skinned husband... I'd rather sleep outside

I hurt your feelings? Youn wanna work with me no more? Okay!

Washed my makeup brushes so my job no longer gets makeup from me. (I wear makeup to work ~14 times per year)

Only good thing about today’s dinner was that it was free.

You’ll dead never know the name of an amapiano song if you don’t search it then and there😭

I do not like ppl who aren’t resourceful.

I will never stay P. I will in fact ruin the moment.

Is it cultural appropriation for a white person to use WhatsApp?

Get this nepo baby or nepopiano shit off my TL Such Classist and tone deaf BS that makes absolutely no sense in the middle of one the worst political and economic crisis in this country

The anyhowness that happens out here is truly a skill.

it’s the smallest things that’s pissing me tf off. Like why is everyone trying to outsmart me at every opportunity just cause i have an accent wtf. Mummy zainab I know that Hollandia is not 5000. E ma je kin shepe fun yin mama

Flirting is becoming a lost art due to the decline in literacy. Those who can flirt the best are usually very witty and know how to engage in banter!

For this life, fear women. Oju mi ti ri

Me on FaceTime looking at myself & not listening

Who knew that the answers to my problems was getting 8-9 hours of sleep? (Everyone knows this)

What do you want? Tell me now Athi go, and where to now? Fana fana, go man sha Haibo, hai wena

“Oh look, there’s chocolate chips in the freezer.” - my sister They were locust beans.

Just found out I can turn off FaceTime entirely. E ti tobi tọ Jesuuuuu 🥹🙌🏾