And it’s live!

I have never seen a comedy special so distracting to watch as Jimmy's Carr Funny Business on Netflix. Absolutely infuriating to watch

Why was I drinking on a Monday night?

New comedy special from Bill Burr is excellent. Go check it out on Netflix!

Go hard

Just found a Hershey's chocolate bar in my coat that I bought while drunk last night. Pretty happy about that.

Oh no

You try to clap when you're wearing half a million dollars worth of jewels. 👐🏻

All I need is some chicken in my life rn

The experimentation in my breakfast sums up my current life decisions

Traffic is soo angsty today. Just seen 3 arguments down Dereham Rd.

Pretty sure I met a really famous singer from Sydney last night. Absolutely no idea what band she was in, but they had a tour bus.

The power of regret: youtube.com/watch?v=lb13yn…

Turns out she's a singer in Tonight Alive. What a great night

My 2017 Influence: youtube.com/watch?v=kQaSDJ…

Such a great time in Leicester. So nice to get out of Norwich and get away.

ADHD is pretty much the biggest blessing and the biggest complication

"What do you call it when people keep getting smashed up in traffic addicents?" - "Insurance risk" - "That's me with men" - The Apartment

Pretty sure there's a lesson I'm supposed to be learning from how hungover I always seem to be.

My entire life is afternoon naps