when you’re in the greggs queue and someone buys the last sausage roll

After hosting & narrating the premier league review show on tntsportsfootball, can I PLEASE throw my hat into the ring to narrate the All Or Nothing Arsenal documentary on Prime Video UK & IE As a lifelong Arsenal fan, I would crush it RT and let's see 😉

🔥BREAKING NEWS🔥 Jasper (Jasper William Cartwright) will be DMing on Not Another D&D Podcast! YES, you read that right! 👀 A level 20 two-shot extravaganza with the Band of Boobs back together in Bahumia. *Please see the image of Jasper the whole time he was DMing! He was pretty happy! 🤪

Let's goooooo

Who is ready? 🙋🏾‍♂️

I'm playing a Gunslinger yo! 🔥 I am absolutely buzzing for this! Rust is a badass by far one of my favourite characters to play! 💥🔫

I honestly can't tell you how much fun I had doing this! GM Connie Chang 🐸🌈 is THE DM! Wow I am still stunned by how much fun this was! 🧡🧡

I have some respect for Edu in this answer. For me here he is saying he is putting the club above himself, knowing full well that if this squad doesn't perform short term he will be sacked but he will leave knowing the squad is stronger for it in the long run... #arsenal #AFC

We have been working so hard on the show, our actual play & now MERCH! I am so proud of what we have achieved, I really hope you like it! Please help us share this epic news, RT's would really help us in this slightly scary new venture! *Does puppy dog eyes*

Well!!! This just happened! Podcast to follow soon, we chatted to Jasper William Cartwright from @TBHalflings about his journey into TTRPG, his love of Aaron Ramsdale, sneaking into RPG Shops and his face for radio. Loved this interview! Love this community! #dnd #dndfamily #ttrpg

BLACK FRIDAY GIVEAWAY STREAM! 8PM GMT 26TH November! 🚨 Jasper will be chatting, playing video games AND giving one lucky winner some epic 3BH merch! Over at: m.twitch.tv/tbhalflings/ho… RT, and help us share the love and give away some FREE merch!

Yo! based in the US? Need a couple more Christmas presents? store.dftba.com/collections/th…

I've had so much cheese and wine you'd think I was at a work meeting

I re-watched Arsenal vs Man City and here are a few interesting things I noticed. (A THREAD)

Finally on Twitter 😁. Thought I’d start off with a giveaway… To enter just retweet for a chance to win my shirt and boots worn this season 🤝 ⚒

ko-fi.com/jw_cartwright ☝️🏾 I am on Ko-Fi! I am on a quest to move back to being self-employed, so I can have more time to make more time for my people, control my workload & look after myself Any support would be HUGE & even RT's are incredible!

Gassed up for tonight! A huge thanks to Pixstory for hooking us up with tickets! Follow me on Pixstory i'll be sharing pictures of the game! pixstory.com/user/jaspercar… P.s why do I look so bad in hats!

Tickets are officially on sale! Tell your friends, tell your friends to tell their friends, then tell your family, then tell your family to tell their dogs... dogs are really invited but I love them and deserve to know! 5-TTRPG festival, go to youmeetin dot com for the details

Would you like to get your hands on a custom England Xbox Series X Console? 👀 Click the link below for your chance to win this exclusive Xbox 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 You must be following England Gaming and Xbox UK to enter!