Love getting that blank stare from people when you say the sort of thing to them that makes you suspect you might be autistic.

My dad never made gyudon growing up, but he made other things with permutations if the same ingredients: soy sauce, mirin, dashi. So I was making gyudon for dinner and roundeye boyfriend's like MM THAT SMELLS SO GOOD and it was amusing, cuz that's just the aroma of my childhood.

What the f do I do with this dumbass ceiling in my house? Why is it shaped like this? How the f do I decorate this. Can't do crown moulding, can do millwork. Whoever designed this ought to be tarred and feathered.

This cat has zero chill.

Boyfriend is teasing me because I make Kabuki noises when I hold the bread knife at my hip and pull it out of its sheath like a katana.

I am this cat's emotional support human.

Hey Jorts (and Jean) could you give a boost to this sweet but very shy senior merch who's lived his whole 12 years in a shelter? I bet one of your followers has a sunny spot he'd be so happy in. cozycatcottage.org/project/charmi…

Hardcore do not want to write scala today.

Symmetry in nature. Today vs yesterday

Been scrolling through some scala documentation on my iPad for like an hour. Battery is still 100% I leave the thing in a drawer for a week and it's dead. Seems right.

texastribune.org/2022/12/15/dec… look, my city is in the news for being run by shit heads.

Why brake check someone tailgating you when you can downshift?

Lmao why is there a separate tab now for seeing replies/likes/whatever from people who have Elon $8? So that I can more effectively make fun of them for giving Elon $8?

Funniest Christmas lights I saw this year was three giant ass crosses made of strings of lights behind a nativity scene. Hell yeah let's friggin murder a baby!

Why does this headset need to have LEDs that "react" to audio? Who is going to see that? The lights are on the side of my head, outside my field of view. Explain yourself, Logitech G

Alright, well, I logged back in after like two weeks to shit talk Olive Garden and scroll for thirty seconds and holy moly, I did not miss this.