Quite the wakeup this morning! Progressed rapidly after this photo.

Guns are dumb. Buy a fishing pole.

NWS Tsunami Alerts southpaw Ummm, pretty sure 4.0 barely qualifies as an earthquake here. But tomorrow it'll be 901°F according the local NBC station.

If I had a friend named Noah, I'll be calling him and asking him how his boat is doing these days... What the heavenly rain is this #Sacramento ? 🙃

If my mind needs a stiff drink and my liver needs a break, does that just mean I need a swift kick in the ass? #ineedavacation

Small world, the guy who won Ironman California saw the pic I took of him and wanted to know if I could send it so he could print it out and commemorate his win. #hashtagswork

My lesbian mother just said "I've never pulled my pants down for so many ladies in my life!" 🤣🤣🤣 She just had hip surgery and a lot of the medical team have been women. Cracks me up! #humor

Heads up. Instead of videotaping, we now say camera-phoning. Language evolves y'all. And awkwardly so at times.

Freaking love technology for the simple fact that I can rewatch Gilmore Girls on demand (without having to break out my DVDs plus the antiquated player). It's Friday night and it is LIT! #Rory #GilmoreGirls #culture

Are you even listening to me? - To me you are the Charlie Brown teacher. OG snapback on all levels

Abused adults often don’t even know they were abused—they believe the treatment was “normal,” or what happens in families. Naming abuse (especially emotional abuse) and understanding dysfunction is key in their recovery.

So did anyone get any of those Fentanyl skittles Republicans were scaring people with leading up to Halloween

Today I slept in the back yard. I fell asleep and napped with the intention to read. While the yard folks surrounded me with blowers and mowers. I was so out of it, I slept. The neighbors yard probably looks great and my hair has evidence. This is my status update. 🙄😭

Anyone know anything about what's going on? Tons of police presence and they have the freeway blocked NB

Does anyone else find file names hilarious? Perhaps they don't think anyone will see the file name but really... graphic designers are cringing somewhere I'm sure.

NBC Bay Area All north and south bound lanes on 101 in south San Jose are blocked due to a man potentially jumping off of the overpass.

I swear. The Santa family reunion and the bridge competition/tournament is happening NOW in my little corner of Tennessee and I can't believe it. #cantmakethisup

We felt it too! USGS Earthquakes

Senator Katie Boyd Britt Worst monologue from an acting workshop ever.

Support bacteria — it’s the only culture some people have!