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[Job interview] Boss: do you have your resume? Guy: [hands him a Whopper] Boss: … Guy: … Boss: so tell me about being amazing.

*Looks at Chicken Nuggets* “You are my everything”

Friend: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Girl: [still sad] Friend: There are plenty of fries at BK Girl: over him.

sorry for eating Chicken Nuggets while holding a megaphone at your birthday party

Saturday

yo upstairs at the waiting room on saturday with sinai vessel and Alleys. 6:30pm / $8 ... facebook.com/events/7693766…

s/o no fast food

new ☁️ diet cig ☁️ song is thursday morning's dog treat spin.com/2015/07/diet-c…

Watch Drizzy's celeb transformations in the "Energy" video: LeBron James, Miley Cyrus + Oprah Winfrey bit.ly/1KUQgjT

Rob's is the new Tartick's

Yo upstairs at the waiting room tonight at 6. Rob's return.

really wish this show was at the zoo

Good hangin' last night. Back to school for the youth of the week to learn french. Chicago in two weeks. Roll Blud.

Lines Composed A Few Miles above Tintern Abbey

Business magazine says Chili's Grill & Bar is the new golf course

Political Science Senior Capstone -- endless benefits of public policy including a taxi service operated by chimpanzees

for monday's coffee youtube.com/watch?v=GC_xLK…

THICK WINTER BLUD + I Can See Mountains = Super American. buffablog.com/thick-winter-b…

Thanks for hangin' -- refer to Super American