Love the music at my house

Just a batshit story top to bottom fox7austin.com/news/haitian-i…

My Saturday stroll payoff. #LasVegas

Gringos are building a very greasy reputation in Colombia 😐

Happy Thanksgiving. Make a healthy choice!

Sex tourists waiting for Venezuela to be safe to visit:

There’s a new Statham movie coming out. He’s a retired killer, best in the game. A shady org decides to come after him & disrupt his peace, so he has to kill again. Crazy concept. So crazy, it just might work!

“Trust the experts” is a cult mantra, and anyone who doesn’t agree with his common sense statement here shouldn’t be trusted with so much as a lunch recommendation.

Insane evil

It's really astonishing that Trump could at any point boost his approval rating 6-7 points just by having an intern screen his socials and reject the craziest 10% of the posts - and there is a 0.00% of this ever happening.

I won’t tell you if my investments explode, but there will be signs

When I’m minding my own business and my dog’s silent fart wafts upon me

Tickles me every time

She is so lucky it wasn’t David Lee Roth

A salad that will live in infamy

American TV is fucking wild.

Salí de Venezuela hace 7 años ya, porque me pusieron una pistola en la cabeza a plena luz del día. 19 años tenía. Iba caminando a la universidad. Me costó entender que eso pasó básicamente porque no había consecuencias para los criminales reales, como suele ser en las

This is actually bad news for Americans:

This lady witnessed a hit and run in Long Beach that took 2 lives. Just saw this and was moved by her sweet soul; I wish her the absolute best.

A little girl’s father had gone missing. The girl drew a sketch of her father for the police. And as soon as the police found the man, seeing his actual photograph made the news anchors burst out laughing. 😅