hate when somebody flashes their lights at me to go at a four-way stop when I was clearly there first. i know you were never going first

i’m getting hungry

coffee.

the lion needs some chapstick

i’d like to see the face of anybody who thinks they’re too good for roommates when i tell them my two roommates and i watched the first pirates of the caribbean last night and have dead man’s chest penciled in for 8:00 tonight

coffee buzz wasted texting rather than working yet again

i have something stuck in my teeth and it’s very, very annoying

lunch is going to be special

so hungry

i’m going to try and break all 10 commandments today

LUNCH

I am untethered and my hunger knows no bounds #lunch #soon

buddy of mine said church was crawling with baddies while he was getting his ashes yesterday

why is no one talking about is?