Absymal reffing in the WSL. How a penalty can be given when the Liverpool player doing the fouling and the Everton getting fouled were outside the box is beyond me. Sooner they get VAR in the Women's game, the better

Absolutely criminal decision emanating from the Bake Off Tent. Gill leaving is a travesty. #BoycottTheBakeOff #GBBO

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J.B says his showdance is to get everyone off their sofa and get moving. Does he not realise I've got a glass of wine on the go and a furry throw over my knees? I'll take some shifting now #StrictlyComeDancing

My wish for 2025 is that people stop queuing in a pub. Use the bar, that's what it's there for.

Ill, tired and achy. But did I stay awake to finish Leave No Trace by Jo Callaghan? You bet. But are you telling me I have to wait until April for the next installment?

Surely not just me that gets hints of Wallace and Gromit's "Grand Day Out" when they see Steve's riveted ark #potterythrowdown

Why are they not showing me a live Champions League table during Goals Show Xtra on Football on TNT Sports?

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Walked into the bookshop with a Holly Bourne book under my arm, went to the till, bought a Holly Bourne book and ordered a Holly Bourne book that wasn't in stock all after reading a Holly Bourne book in the last few weeks. Some might say I'm on a Holly Bourne high Holly Bourne

For a final to have each individual winning 3 Potter of the weeks, this is as tight as they come. I'm fully invested and cannot wait to see it unfold. #PotteryThrowdown

Are we going to see the most amount of tears and cracked voices from Keith in this final than in any other episode? #PotteryThrowdown

End of #Gladiators and they're asking for contenders for series 3. Now where are we on having out of shape, unfit individuals who drink red wine while watching the show taking part? Just no hang tough, no chance of me swinging about on those rings. Only hoops I know are hula

Obviously the Strowman express wasn't going to hit. It would be the Strowman Rail Replacement Service running instead. Its England after all #SmackDown

Evening, sun setting after a tough yet enjoyable day at work, train station platform with a can of beer, and a Britpop playlist in the ears. That's a top Tuesday in anyone's book

I trust that Channel 5's #TheFeud will be eligible for all the Baftas next year. What a bingeable delight this has been. The knitwear alone *chefs kiss*

Watching #ScotSquad and my brother asks me which 'one' it was. Does that suggest we watch far too many cop based reality shows? Aye, I'd say so.

I was listening to REMEMBER MONDAY ☼☽ ✩ when I decided to make a big career decision earlier this year. To get to be front row just now losing what little of my voice remained was absolutely incredible. I love #IOW2025

Surely an emergency The Fast And The Curious incoming. What a birthday treat

This is a Hannah Hampton fan account now. Going into work tomorrow with a wedge of toilet roll up my nostril Hero status