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Throwing on bape the same day u escaped is hilarious

Literally why would anyone ever care

Me with he/him lesbians

cinesthetic. “How ass is the Trump Admininstration?”:

WNBA fans too new to this, everybody in the comments is getting Centel’d

“Oomfcock?” Ijbol? Pedro Pascal closet discourse? Protect the dolls? T-shirt sales?? You must have bumped your head real hard, Pontius Pilates. The year is 30 AD! Get up, it’s time to execute the son of god

at what point are we allowed to shame parents for acquiescing to the national push to shovel garbage through their childrens eyes into their brains till they cant process narrative or visual art

Satisfying to eat a Nerds Gummy Cluster, think it's the best candy to come out in a while, then do a little research and find out that the guy who invented them just received a huge candy industry "impact" award for them. Reality is out there, and it can be shared.

You ever pay too much attention to your own chewing and feel like the Chuck E. Cheese ticket machine

Chronic Internet use induced psychosis

my dad wasn’t absent or present he was a secret third thing

MS.JAZZY The smell of people's garbage on a summer day alone is enough for me to say they deserve a raise. Fuck it give em 200k idc

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

I'm tired of people acting like centrism is the intelligent position to take. You're not blowing anyone's minds by mentioning that both sides on a given issue have their faults. You're saying absolutely nothing of substance.

my most heterosexual take is that breast reductions are evil

Yes

people who hate communism when you ask them what communism is

The day Donald Trump dies I’m getting some niggas together and sparking a blunt

I’m not shit btw don’t mistake me for a hero I’m just a nigga