I love on you days ending in Y. In Spanish.

My new favorite pastime is watching police body cams of yt folks getting in trouble with the law. Some of this shit is straight out a sitcom.

'Cause we done already seen how they went after Vance's wife.

If Dragon's Dogma 2 could stop crashing every time I wanna cook a hot meal for my pawns, that'd be great.

Jet for male, Jetta for female.

Never seen such an aggressive product

Why do folks impersonate cops out of all the occupations Why can't somebody actually be useful to the community and impersonate a city worker filling in pot holes or something

This is not as uncommon globally as one might think. I know in Haiti they have bonbon te which is often eaten by pregnant women.

Say sike right fucking now

My mom was like this with us and the only reason we started using it is because we were all sick once so she used the dishwasher to sanitize the dishes and found out that using the dishwasher actually LOWERED her water bill compared to hand washing.

Fall is upon us and I shall not tolerate any anti-pumpkin remarks from my own people.

Perfect season for fry bread but I'm still on a diet

I can finally pull this gem out

Them spider babies 'bout to come out as moisturized as Moo Deng.

Me: I think I'll have a lovely, vegan meal My intestines:

Being on the phone in the store where neither parties are actually saying anything is so weird. And there's always a smoke alarm in the background just beeping 😭

I could watch this all day. This shit goes so hard.

Watching people go pro-se and then lose their case horrifically is hilarious like you are not Perry Mason. Stop turning down free legal help 😭

I need to know if that girl from PG 😭

And I thought Marylanders were bad drivers. Well, we still are but still