It’s true. I was there. 😬

idk about you all, but i honestly will not really be returning to restaurants that much even after the pandemic is over. Much happier to pick up, tip 20%, and smoke ouid in my house with my food

I just came back to Twitter real quick to remind y’all that it’s my half birthday.

I feel so seen and celebrated with this baby drag. RuPaul's Drag Race

Unfortunate we didn’t get to see this in action. K. Hall

Wait. Who wrote that and got away with it?

I thought this was one of those things that helps you roll joints. Rihanna Fenty Beauty

Y’all.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO HANG UP ON ME! 🖤🔪

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 29 // 10 pm-4 am 😱 SLAY! returns, hosted by Claire Voyant and lactose intolerant! 🔪 Don't miss this celebration of classic and contemporary horror! 🎶 Music all night from DJ Greg Haus

Just saw Ghostbusters (1984) and I just gotta say, Dan Aykroyd was cheeked up. 🍑

my cat is the same shape as a shrimp

My favorite little midnight snack. 🦐

I’ve been bored a lot lately. Is it time I start using Twitter again? I miss watching y’all fight each other and I miss tweeting about shrimp.

The Red Room is around the Corner⛓🖤😈 lactose intolerant Claire Voyant Xo✨

I had to RT this because I’m still stumped how that tagline got approved. I need answers.

Y’all think she’s on honey wheat or Italian herbs and cheese?