Happy Feast of the Fishes from all of The FuckArounds at F’nAround !

Happy New Year from all of The FuckArounds at FnAround.com!

Same game. Different jurisdictions. Watch the hands. The Three-Card Monte game of FOIA. fnAround.com/articles/3card…

Are you doing your part to Bear down Chicago?

“Pending” is supposed to be temporary. So what happens when thousands of oversight records never close in Illinois? The Weight of Oversight Deferred - F’nAround fnaround.com/articles/pacwe…

Happy Friday the 13th and Valentine’s Day!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

Anyone else think this article from the Chicago Chicago Sun-Times is worded in a way that could lead to tax code changes for mixed-use buildings? Fnaround.com/articles/kinkt… F’nAround

I think I just figured out why Illinois’ budget is shot Governor JB Pritzker If 3,000 = 16 imagine what $3 billion equals. Somewhere there’s a spreadsheet screaming for help. Illinois Math Now featuring advanced imaginary accounting. fnaround.com/articles/defer…

Casino Construction halted. Gambling Land deal pulled. Cannabis License approved. Political Headline explodes. What’s the rule? F’nAround article: fnaround.com/articles/thewr…

With St. Patrick’s Day approaching, this felt like the perfect moment to revisit how walls, water, and a well-timed pint reveal more than arguments ever could. Binary Rules, Elastic Boundaries, and the Architecture of Delay Fnaround.com/articles/thepo…

Premium should feel premium. When paid features disappear, perks don’t activate, and support loops in circles something’s off. Michael gillott broke it down.
New piece up on FnAround about Chispa FnAround.com/articles/premi…

After this week’s Bill Clinton deposition, we updated Governor JB Pritzker’s Illinois child protection timeline. Funny thing about timelines… Coincidences start behaving like gravity. On F’nAround FnAround.com/articles/icoin…

Last week I wrote about “procedural gravity” in FOIA systems, when the wrong records get requested, timelines stretch and procedures bend. This week the Illinois office of Kwame Raoul Illinois Attorney General proved the pattern. The Guinness Effect F’nAround fnaround.com/articles/baber…

For lunch Michael gillott and Joe of The FuckArounds had to stop by and check out the filming of The Bear

My thoughts go out to Union City Michigan after the devastating tornado last night. I spent years working with the town building cannabis facilities there, and it’s a community full of good people. They need support and prayers right now as they begin to recover.

Ever notice every “what are you doing step bro” scene starts the same way? Now imagine everyone was wearing Meta smart glasses recording it… Suddenly the real question isn’t what are you doing… It’s: WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING, META?

You see trash… I see a coffee-sized phone booth… Dunkin'

Astronomers discovered Neptune because Uranus behaved strangely. Lately the internet has been doing the same thing. A short observation involving Senate hopeful Illinois Lt Gov. Juliana Stratton, analytics distortions, and Uranus. Yes, the planet. Fnaround.com/articles/uranus

On this day in 1781, astronomer William Herschel discovered the planet Uranus. Completely unrelated, I was just comparing it to the analytics of Senate hopeful and Illinois Lt. Governor Juliana Stratton. Astronomy is funny like that…