#VoteBlueToStopTheStupid They are all fuckin stupid. Let’s get one thing straight. Then we can talk about which dumbass I’m voting for.

"How's it going?" Me:

……….. it’s just a Christmas add.

The world can heal now. (What a waste of time) ((It’ll be back in a few weeks max I am calling it))

VPN companies after the TikTok ban.

New bogota. Filed from a street sweeper bristle

Now I know why I get calls from so far away. I don’t charge $100 to install a metal plate that “takes me 5 min to install”

I can’t wait for Lazarus to come off adult swim so I can actually enjoy it.

Outdoor boys retired?

nickfalcoenvytrickshot.mp4

This guy being an even remotely relevant political commentator is pretty good evidence we're living in the worst possible timeline.

Hacking risk ✨intensifies✨ as DEF CON grows near.

This just in. I’m genuinely about to lose my collective shit.