No one can take your memories from you. That's also the bad news.

Ladies, if he - is only there once a year - makes you cook - scares the kids - feels hollow he's not your man, he's a pumpkin.

Now that Trump is gone I can start tweeting again.

I'd rather mourn aesthetics.

Every lost love is a dead language.

My +1 is despair.

Jean-Luc Godard has died. French master of cinema important for showing that just because you're dead inside doesn't mean you can't look good on the outside.

Fictions don't care about your feelings either.

Kafka be like she's a 10 but I'm an insect

Nobody: Paperbacks:

Epistemology is just a polite way of telling someone that you never really knew each other.

Mermaids are important because they make people think that race and gender are real.

Being optimistic and having hope are two entirely different things.

Arthur Schopenhauer died on this day in 1860, German philosopher who showed that there's more to life than pain. There's also boredom.

Nobody: Joyce: sex fart piss

Just because you have impostor syndrome doesn’t mean you’re not a fraud.

Guess there was a point to printing things on paper after all.

Twitter taught us that there is a world out there. That we don’t want to be a part of.

Leave Twitter just because it’s losing its entire infrastructure and is terribly understaffed? Babe, I’m an existentialist.

Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results means you're either insane or are making a New Year's resolution.