Libs of TikTok Dearest Libs, I peer from the beach to the battlefield and see your error reading the intel from scouts. Any bad is always the enemy's fault. Anything good that happens is always ours. Now, excuse me, I need my next dose of Sawbones Fauci's squirrel-tail elixir. GJB

General Joe Biden - Civil War General 𝘿.𝘾. 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙋𝙃𝙀𝙏 - I FOLLOW BACK PATRIOTS Libs of TikTok Dearest Papa, Why doth they doubt your wisdom. The mutanity lead by Vice General Harris must not go unpunished. Where is a conservative for us to take it out on? By the way, I hope you negotiated a sweet side deal for stepping down. Hunter needs a new wagon and wench. HB

EXPLAIN IT TO ME: I thought you were either attracted to men or women at birth. How can someone be bi if sexuality isn't a choice? #BiVisibilityDay

Dearest Jill, It appears I shall remain in confinement through my tour. Seemingly, Vice General Harris does not have a problem with this garbage. And speaking of garbage, Jill, wanna know what I call my know-nothing garbage can of a replacement? A dumb-ster. Send ice cream, GJB

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Dearest father, I write as my name is again in the Gettysburg Gazette this morn. I have not done wrong. I simply walked among mice and men in the wilds of Florida. Pardon me if it caused you undo excitement. And pardon me if it didn't. Pardon me. HB

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Catturd ™ Dearest Cat, I was summoned by your campfire. I hope you can find your way to camp. We enlisted some Haitians, and they can't stop talking about you. GJB

Capt. Andrew Luck Dear Captain Luck, The battleground is currently filled with sorrow. Despite our attempts at victory, Sawbones Fauci couldn't muster enough squirrel-tail elixir for the Green-hair Brigade to declare triumph. I suggest you rest your neck and leave Corn Pop to me. GJB

🚨BREAKING: Barney the Dinosaur and Caillou say they are leaving the United States when Donald Trump becomes President in 2025. What's your response?

Side with which rioters? I didn't know they all did the same thing.

The Babylon Bee Dearest Bee of Babylonia, The Green-hair brigade says they are heard see via the TikTok gazette. I heard them. Like fingernails on the chalkboard. If they stop printing this periodical will they fill it with fingerpaints instead? I can fingerpaint a mean rusty razor! GJB

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A classy way to go out, General.

That’s exactly what judges were doing in El Salvador in 2021… So we impeached them all and then proceeded to fix the country.

Less than the cost of sprucing up the Federal Reserve building...

This is creepy. What the heck?

I found this interesting. Posting this here because Grok apparently disagrees with itself based on the conversation. x.com/i/grok/share/i…

We should put up a statue so people remember that.