No better stadium in America. #JetUp

Get fucked. He’s still an abuser.

Macho Man and the Iron Sheik about to have a field day.

Remember when Everton got a points deduction because an interest payment over stadium costs put them over PSR And every other fanbase laughed, called us cheats, told us to suck it up, told us ‘rules are rules’, & mocked how funny it will be if it sent us down? Well yeah, that.

Same day Jon Bellion’s there. My life is complete.

Lyon acting like they can afford to turn down money

“Exclusive” meaning an agent has paid Febreezio to run the story. Modern day con artist.

Streams are well and truly fucked arent they

Just pre season. We’ll be sound.

Congrats to the happy couple🌈🏳️‍🌈

Deffo a Spanish ref or something this.

UTFT

Transfer Watch: 🇺🇸 FC Bayern US 🇨🇦’s interest in Olympique Lyonnais 🇬🇧🇺🇸’s Malick Fofana reportedly was never that serious or concrete and the winger is now on the verge of joining #Everton along with Adam Aznou. For #FCBayern the sole focus has been Luis Diaz... sbnation.com/e/24239391

Fantastic

“The Greek gangster”… what are you? 12?

Elton Welsby could start a story on a Monday and end it a month later.

What a strike, Adam Aznou! 😮‍💨 #UYL

Clown

Moyes says the right things clearly. Fantastic window so far. Up the fucking Toffees.