Studies have found that the damp wet-heat that is vape sharing is the #1 cause of Corona Virus.

With all these closing, I don't think the government has considered where these kids are going to go... To stand 5 deep in a stall sharing a vape.

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If you taught Freshmen, you are immune to Covid19.

Teaching online >

From our mandatory training videos I present: Who sneezes like this?

My students logging in to Google Classroom trying to post an assignment...

Can we please reimplement the 6 ft rule, the freshman are touching again...

Types "Shop Stuff" 365 times...

Also known as: I couldn't cut it in teaching so I had to get out but yet I still feel like I can tell teachers how to do their job...

Body Cams, bring em! We will watch the film together as your "little darling" is the absolute worst person I have to deal with every day... Who knows, you might even seen how the other kids act like normal functioning humans.

For years they've threatened me with bringing in a "newer, younger and better teacher"...not with this teacher shortage! The day I leave the Shop is when they pry it out my cold dead fingers!

Do all these people calling for private school vouchers know that the same people teach at both places?

They don't even trust me to teach their children... But they trust me with a firearm and an hour of training 🤷‍♂️

Arm teachers with GUNS! But just not non-parent approved curriculum...that's bad Or certain books...

Hey veterans, want to feel even more underappreciated, why not become a teacher 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Kinda miss the kids, the school building hits different when there's a cloud of vape dust on everything...

Last Week: Teachers are worthless, why pay them... This Week: Teachers are indoctrinating my student... 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️