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Rangers* miss out on a bonus payment for Glen Kamara after Leeds fail for promotion…..

WTF? I have flamethrowers on the turrets to stop people getting this close to Clumpany Towers…

Never get your tyre pressure checked at Andy Newport’s garage. You’ll be sent on your way with 4 flats…

The Clumpany Copied

This reminds me of that deleted scene from Attack of the Clones when a representative of the Sand People says that they only just lost out to Anakin Skywalker. “Fine margins” said the dismembered spokesperson…

“Signs” suggests they couldn’t afford a pen

Cyriel Dessers’ next job is going to be as ‘Shark Positivity Coordinator’ on Amity Island.

The Clumpany The “dummy”

We all share in it. It’s just that some of us get to enjoy it…

Annual postcard from the Sevco pre-season campaign.

Sadly Cantwell’s talent with water was found out the first time he encountered a mixer tap at the training ground….

Still the worst ‘weight loss club’ advertising slogan I have ever seen…

Ordinarily I wouldn’t advocate piracy as a lifestyle choice. But intercepting that boatload of steel en route from China and then making a massive Buckie storage facility is one of the most rewarding things The Clumpany has ever done.

Steely Dan - Steely Gan

Man of Steel v Man of Nae Steel…

Hearing that a number of Scottish sports journalists have asked whether brass necks can be used as a substitute for steel… 😉

Sapphire and… f*cked if he knows… 😉

Imagine being a Sevco cheerleader in the Scottish media. Never in their worst nightmares (including ignored ones about liquidation) did they imagine losing at home to Queen’s Park in the Scottish Cup. Even though the Spiders have way more history and trophies in the competition

“LOL” does not convey the magnitude of the scenes in Clumpany Towers right now.

It’s very simple. If you have any of the following it’s funny when karma and/or Queen’s Park boot you in the baws. *a baseless superiority complex *an entitlement complex *a disregard for creditors of your dead predecessor *a spineless commentariat who back you at all times