The kids now call the 90’s the “late 1900’s”. Happy Saturday!

Life’s better when you can take a joke.

16: I broke a glass, but don’t worry I got it ALL up. My foot walking in the kitchen 2 weeks later: No you didn’t.

it was no asteroid. dinosaurs are extinct bc we hunted them down for the nuggets.

I'd sooner become a prostitute than I would sell wax melts and knock off perfume's on social media.

Do we know where the rocket is landing yet? Need to know whether or not to wear knickers in bed tonight.

Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well you chose to be a priest.

Are our dreams so pathetic that we don’t even dare to follow them?

If you’ve ever seen me eat popcorn, you know what rabies looks like.

Joe Rogan set to head Twitter's HR department.

If this cost of living crisis carries on my longer I'm either going to have to sell a kidney or dirty pants and flap pics on onlyfans....

i really live in my head so much

Far too horny for someone who's being fucked so hard by the cost of living crisis.

It's like everyone grew up and left Twitter.

Petition: Do not deduce Carer's Allowance from Universal Credit petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6311… #carers #CarersAllowance #unpaidcarers

Petition: Do not deduce Carer's Allowance from Universal Credit petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6311… #CostOfLivingCrisis #Nhs #Nhscrisis #Ukgov

Happy birthday to the absolute legend & people's poet that is and was #RikMayall

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