A 2nd induction into Best Tweets Hall of Fame for the The Sklar Brothers. Which is fitting, since there's 2 of 'em. http://tinyurl.com/l9ngey

@alexlitel Not only are you being appreciated, I'm scouring your every word for greatness. You can tweet, but you can't hide.

RBT ۟ My 7 year old has pretty bad vision. Sometimes I won't tell him where his little bifocal glasses are until he hugs me. So what?

The MTV Movie Awards edition starring Aziz Ansari and Lauren Conrad: http://tinyurl.com/myn4mc ...Why doesn't Andy Samberg use twitter?

When Susan Orlean tweets, we listen. Suz - mind if I call you Suz? We loved you before ur beef w/nomtweets, too. http://tinyurl.com/pwr6g2

@artichokegrl You may have one-upped Mic but you're still down one @cleaninglady. http://www.thebesttweets.com

Not really about the t-shirts. But seriously check this: http://tinyurl.com/nkeg27

The Pinnacle of What Sleep Has to Offer???? http://bit.ly/2894rm

Check out the toast of Kuwait. http://bit.ly/SIB3l

See the best tweet of the MJ Memorial Service! www.thebesttweets.com

Man, my tumblarity is low. I feel like a failure.

RBT Sean "Diddy" Combs I feel a breakthrough coming on! Can you feel it?

RBT Jordan Rubin I wish that the first thing Neil Armstrong had said on the moon was "Meh."

RBT Courtney Reimer Chili before yoga was a bad idea. Good thing flatulence rhymes with Om.

RBT Rainn Wilson hacker Will there ever be a giant Chihuahua?

RBT Erika Adickman all out of "procrastination snacks" time to actually do some work.

We just got some new neighbors behind us. They have this dog... and it yaps incessantly. While they have sex incessantly.

Watching the first music video I directed for @salvae's "Real Girls" Please check it out, then rate it, favorite it and leave a comment ;)

You probably want the link, right? http://bit.ly/3BBitp

RBT David Tillman Now you can download @salvae's single, "Real Girls" at www.salvae.com/real_girls ..I suggest you bump that shit.