“Racism needs stamping out in all walks of life” declares Tory MP Lee Anderson - who praised a “White Pride” far-right stalwart as one of the “top lads who make me proud” of his constituency. Full story in the new Private Eye, on sale now.

I was laid off from Twitter this afternoon. I was in charge of managing badge access to Twitter offices. Elon just called me and asked if I could come back to help them regain access to HQ as they shut off all badges and accidentally locked themselves out.

As he was so often with a football, Junior Des is bang on target again…

Gary Lineker Match of the Day Good for you. You were right; but it’s time to get back to the real scandal, the way you keep pushing [insert Team name] down the MOTD running order.

Dara Ó Briain Gary Lineker Match of the Day

How about some essential balance ? Just like Gary this bloke is sometimes employed by the BBC for his respected expertise . He too presents his views publicly . Just wondering if anyone in the government wants to retrospectively kick off about these tweets ? Nah, don’t suppose so

Dear BBC, Can we assume the next series of The Apprentice will not go ahead until an agreement is reached with Lord Sugar?

Read this thread…

Looks like the entire country is flashing a gigantic neon ’FUCK YOU’ sign at the Tories today. Lovely stuff. #LocalElection2023

As if we didn’t know it wouldn’t. Now, fulfil your promise and naff off you odious little panic-monger Nigel Farage MP

#bbcqt Stop gaslighting the British public. #Braverman & Tory politicians constantly claim the British public support their #Rwanda policy. Well, the wretched #HelenWhately came up against reality & was left spluttering by the audience's response. #questiontime

Makes you proud to be British.

owenjones84 Toby isn't guilty by association, he is guilty (by his own admission) of being a massive nonce

Hilarious! A brilliant actor. I saw him on stage several times, and he lives unforgettably in my memory. He took over Dumbledore from my father, which was fitting as he over took Brando as my father’s favourite actor.

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Proof positive that the "outrage" and "apologies" at GB News about Dan Wootton and Laurence Fox is merely window-dressing for their daily, stock-in-trade hate-filled content. As if we didn't know it already, right? Okay... back to the popcorn... 🍿

British politicians know perfectly well why the BBC avoids the word ‘terrorist’, and over the years plenty of them have privately agreed with it. Calling someone a terrorist means you’re taking sides and ceasing to treat the situation with due impartiality. The BBC’s job is to