“Now we’re talking.”

“Woah there..”

Just a reminder: If you see a guy dressed like a clown causing chaos, that’s NOT part of Gotham’s street performance program. It’s just Tuesday.

“I’m wearing green just for this occasion.. other me..”

“Crime doesn’t take a break, so neither do I. Except for Taco Tuesdays. Even Batman needs tacos.”

“I don’t ‘work too much.’ I just fight crime all night, build Bat-gadgets all day, and only stop to brood dramatically on rooftops. Totally normal schedule.”

“Good morning Gotham.” “Time to fight crime.”

“It’s time to fight crime once more,” “Even though I was fighting it at night, but uh… good morning Gotham!”

“Batman doesn’t file his taxes.”

[INTERACTION BAIT] Lego Batman hands you a rose.. What do you do?

“What the fuck.”

“You’ll never believe where I’ve been…”

“Chocolate Candy is not tricks used to make heroes fall.” “I hope you realize not having a movie sequel has not fueled my use of X.”

“Round two! Fight!”

Hah, only if I was still active on Parody Twitter!

oops.

hit tweet somebody hand me a glass of wine

never use this should i turn it into a mr hippo parody account plz say yes