I reckon Scott Morrison gave himself all those extra jobs because he thought they came with more holidays.

So glad iceberg lettuce has come down in price, my iceberg dealer is gunna have to drop the berg and go back to his old ways and I can stop buying Big Macs and dissecting them for the fam salads, getting back to nermal now.

Multicultural Comedy Gala in WA now, next, Mandurah Performing arts centre 2nd September and then Geraldton 3rd September, we are telling jokes, come.

Apparently it’s a hard Knox life

Me

Hey guys, can you believe it’s only 2 UK Prime Ministers till Christmas, yay!!!

Cancel culture or culture cancellers, they aren’t new to us blacks fullas, they’ve always danced with us, from the church to even the highest of chancellors, we’ll always survive cause it’s too hard to cancel us.

Um

I’m gunna start sitting next to people in public as close as we sit on a plane in economy class, see how it goes.

Australia is gunna have a hard time with this vote cause they all talk like this “ yeah yeah nah nah yeah nah yeah yeah”.

If I am not recognised in the constitution, can I get my tax back for the past 34 years please, I mean wtf.

How does it feel to all the progressive NO’s that a NAZI voted the same as you, wow!!!

Let’s bring back high tens

2 people being caught cheating will be vilified by the world and never have the same life again and I agree, but a protected world leader can order the killing of thousands of innocent kids, people, media and others but the world will turn a blind eye, go figure.

If the starvation is fake then why aren’t you letting aid in ya f#ckwitt, scared of exposure are we?

I wish Trump was spelt Trunt, cause it would be an easier rhyme but still associating it anyway