Met Blake tonight. Dudes fucking awesome. Fucking love Twitter. Bringing people together 🤘🏻

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husband: “it’s ok you don’t have to dress up for dinner” Me: “I AM dressed up this is THE eras tour blue crewneck?”

Is he ok?

LFG

The NFL has turned the Pro Bowl into a flag football game NBA All Stars don't even break a sweat or play defense in their game NHL players are throwing haymakers 3 seconds into the #4nations game and it looks like the Royal Rumble This game rules

Sorry Canada, hockey is ours now.

You like what you see Ohio’s Tate ?

Today I had a publix sub, went on a 6 mile hike with my brother and played some darts with friends for a couple hours. Have a Sunday, Kyle. 🫡🤝🏻

No YOU got angry drunk on a Wednesday after watching the Celtics lose from a 20 point lead for the second time in a row and then ordered 20 wings to watch the Avengers on your couch to make yourself feel better.

Hey same

Yeah-Yeah from The Sandlot is on my flight. Sick.

WALK THE FUCK OFF Red Sox #dirtywater

I want to hang out and drink domestic light beers with Caitlin Clark so bad

I had eye surgery yesterday and people keep telling me I should say “you should see the other guy.” When someone asks me what happened. Well, the “other guy” is a highly successful oculoplastic surgeon so no, I will not be doing that.

Nothing, just close the sandwich. It’s already good to go.

Today would have been my dad’s 74th birthday. This season carries gravity. Father’s Day, his birthday, and the anniversary of his passing all fall within 60 days. For me, grief has no straight path. It revisits, reshapes, and rises when I least expect it. But alongside it

Is he ok?

I cant stop laughing at the thought of Zac walking into McDonalds with McDonalds. All time clip Pardon My Take

My favorite thing about watching the fast and the furious in 2025 is how the cargo truck they’d boost was full of Panasonic TVs and DVD players which would currently be valued at about $17