If your one of my followers and are celebrating or supporting the assassination attempt last night, this is your warning to find your way the fuck off my account now.

Want to know how to make CathouseCoffee taste even better? Get a dose of covid, don't drink coffee for 3 days because you're too tired to make it. On day 4, make a cup & thank Riki Rachtman. #CoffeeIsHeaven

I'd like to dedicate this to Congresswoman Cori Bush (Archived) & Jamaal Bowman Ed.D.: Na na na na Na na na na Hey hey hey Goodbye!

The #Mets chose the Hauk Tuah girl to throw out the first pitch last night. Was it a fastball? Curve? Screwball? Nope. She threw a spitball. #ESPN #mlb

Voting against Harris has nothing to do with gender and has everything to do with policy. If you disagree, you know where to find the unfollow button. Trust me, with enough time, I'll get over it. Give me about 3 seconds...

IYKYK.... #GreenDay

If anyone that reads this has a connection to #HowardStern, please tell him that I heard he hates me and that I slept very soundly last night knowing that.

Someone please go wake up Billy Joe Armstrong. Green Day #greenday

The entire field just Ricky Bobby'd at 'Dega! #nascar #Talladega #Racing

I really need to start paying more attention to this account.

Starting to clean up my friends list. If all you do is repost, say buh-bye.

2016 innaguration #protester or #TikTok user this morning? You decide.... #tiktokban

Good for you Pete! That’s monster success!

Once Alex Ovechkin takes the goal scoring title, Lamar Jackson can take his No. 8 and his #trademark and stick it up his ass. #ovechkin #hockey

Hey, Lamar Jackson....your number 8 doesn't mean shit now. Just ask Alex Ovechkin. . . #nfl #nhl #ovechkin #ovi #hockey

Glad to see The Rock hasn't changed in 23 years since the last race there!. . . #nascar #rockingham #cautionsbreedcautions

Someone forgot to tell Carson Hocevar that #NASCAR banned #crabwalking.

Top left: 310 lbs - 2016 Bottom Left: 250 lbs - 2024 Right 180 lbs - June 2025 It wasn't always easy, but it was always #achievable! Go achieve it! #weightloss #YouGotThis #dontquit #youcandoit Jelly Roll

Way to go Bubba Wallace!!! Go kiss those bricks.... you earned it! #nascar #Brickyard400 #ims #23xi

I can't put a finger on it (much like ABC & the delay button), but I'm guessing he's an Alabama Football supporter. #Alabamafootball #FloridaState #football #CollegeFootball