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Now that it's NFL Top 100 season if JALEN FUCKING HURTS is a top 10 player I'm gonna riot. I'm still tight anything good happened to Philadelphia PLEASE don't give them ammo to try to tell me he's a top 5 QB

Will never cease being hilarious to me that the US's #1 past time, football, has a league that essentially maintains equality and competitiveness via communism and everyone loves it

Just got told I should go back to my home country for wearing white pants and talking on the phone to my mom in a park? Woo America is so great again

Finally installed Beli and sat at a brewery for 45 min ranking every brewery/taproom I've been to.

I stopped playing destiny once I wrapped up Heresy a few months ago, so imagine my shock when I found out on tik tok that they canonized the JFK assassination as done by the Nine

Can someone explain to me why the INSIDE of PDX has anti-homeless architecture?

Just came to the conclusion that Joe Burrow might just be if Eli Manning was good ...

Ozzy AND Hulk Hogan, this is 9/11 if you grew up in a town with one Dairy Queen

The Sora discourse I keep seeing (fuck that bitch ass character btw) is hilarious as he's just like the evil Ronald Regan meme of Roy.

Somehow got on superhero powerscaling Twitter and wow these people are almost as delusional as Eagles fans are about hurts

I apologize for things I said before my frontal lobe was fully developed

Noone is gonna understand this but you could do a diabolical Billie Jean edit with Sid the Sloth and Helena from Love Island UK

We should use a laser measurer to find the guy who is the closest to 6' while still technically being 5'11 then crown him as the ONLY Short King while all other short men should be referred to by their rightful title, Short Barons

Me, walking to the bus, glad I didn't get asked if I was Jewish by the guys on the corner this time Mormon missionary at the bus stop: allow me to introduce myself

Finished watching Eddington 30 min ago and my face hasnt left this scowl since what the fuck

Just saw someone say "oh to fall in love with a chick who looks like a small dude" Buddy.... I'ma hold your hand when I say this....