"He even offered to build me a treehouse so we could meet in secret."

This coming from the man who once penned an article bemoaning trains for "taking too long to slow down" and proposing that "railways be covered in tarmac and made to share the infrastructure between traditional buses, and trains capable of turning into buses"... Sit down, love.

Welcome to the club, Driver! Wishing you dry rails and constant greens! #traindriving

Just posted a photo @ Hedon instagram.com/p/ChKr305IJyo/…

TONIGHT, THIS VERY EVENING!! I will be talking at Werrington parish centre (PE4 6QE) about sudden death in ye olde parish of Paston All Saints, 1856-1905! 7:30pm, £5 on the door, all welcome

I haven't had anything and I'm one of the negotiators.

So here I was, happily searching for an example of "projecting" when this stonking example shows up on my TL. #Serendipity

Don't stop at tweeting about it. Go get your pals in the gutter press to run a front page smear built on lies and soaked in hatred for working people claiming to document "The Truth". I mean, you came out of the last one looking like such a paragon of truth and virtue, eh...?

You're a Nurse AND a Train Driver...? You're a busy little bulldog...🤔🤔🤔 The press office at Conservatives HQ really needs to all these party bots out...Rishi Sunak #RailStrikes ASLEF RMT

*BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ...BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ* "Give us a quick splash, Guard!" 😍 #memories

Lee Anderson MP

Kelvin "Hillsborough - The Truth" Mackenzie, Ladies and Gentlemen: Statistics don't lie, Kelvin, which explains why you don't understand them. #NHSStrikes

Unacceptable behaviour East Lancashire Railway - may the industry learn and improve wherever necessary AND AT ALL LEVELS. NO volunteer should be treated like this.....

Not only has @elrchairman Mike Kelly blocked almost anyone daring to ask why a volunteer Steam Fireman on East Lancashire Railway has been 'fired' despite having sexual discrimination complaints PROVEN, he's also blocked railway journalists & editors BEFORE they have asked a question! Wow!

Sad to see the chickens coming home to roost for East Lancashire Railway here...

I think people would be better placed exploring the performance of your senior leadership team and your equalities policies, especially those focusing upon sexual discrimination towards dedicated volunteers etc.

I see @elrchairman has been busy scoring own goals again...🙄 When you're wrong, just admit you're wrong.

LNER now carrying more passengers than pre-pandemic - in Q1 2023 LNER recorded 11% *more* passengers than Q1 2019. railadvent.co.uk/2023/06/lner-n…

He was sacked by The Telegraph for lying. He was sacked by Michael Howard for lying. He was elected to Parliament on the back of lying. He was found to be in contempt of Parliament for lying. He disgraced the office of Prime Minister by lying. He'll fit right in at Mail+

Oh! Boris De Pfeffel... vm.tiktok.com/ZGJQTTfeC/ Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 #republicofkarl #poetry #borisjohnson #partygate #politics