if you’re in LA on the 24th, the bad student film fest will be showing a terrible short film i made with my friends 20 years ago. grab some tix if you wanna go. should be goofy elysiantheater.com/shows/badstude…

just fell face first into spiky bushes

this is what they are today

bye

my hair looks like 17 kids from my classroom ran out of their houses last night at 2:17am

If you don’t have at least 1 white friend named "Matt" then you are Matt.

lol

me: checks out a jim thompson novel the librarian: “nasty book. shameful.”

i dare someone to fund my short film

this has been the most creatively productive year of my life. hands down

homeless guy on the street corner having a full-blown intimate conversation with an AI avatar on his phone

imagine carrying six different pens in your bag and not one of them works

not lost on me when a dude is named MATT

this is a prime example of two immaculate line deliveries. a topic so mundane and stupid, delivered with life changing seriousness. lives ruined over blueberries.

sure, i’ll read it right away

Here’s a plan: release limited edition ARCs at a reading at a notable conference (now exclusive limited collector’s editions after changing the name of the company in said book) and hope people will help with word of mouth, for only a small amount to…

guess not

it’s tonight. not the 24th.