Watching crazy stupid love for the 15th time only because Ryan Gosling is so hot

She made us drinks To drink We drunk 'em Got drunk

don’t bite the hand that fingered you or whatever the saying is

it’s not about where you’re at, it’s about where you want to be 👀

idk why but I’m pissed about the new stop light on route 1

Saved my first turtle this year in the middle of the road on my way to work today 🐢💕

Imma fuck the earrings offa you

jc

I want to get a peacock 🦚

why girl’s named deborah always go by “deb” and never “bruh”

Speaker knockerz typa morning

If Ja'Marr Chase scores 2+ touchdowns and Cincinnati wins today, we'll give a Ja'Marr Chase autographed jersey to someone who retweets this tweet AND follows us!

WHO DEYY

I LOVE YOU #1

The gentleman with the handle bar mustache who works at Trinitys dry cleaning in town has some serious rizz

skeee yee

showing up to thanksgiving this year in the skims nipple bra

I’ve kept Little Debbie in business this Christmas season