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Technotwt Updates is ending and our admins are moving on, but Technotwt News 🎗 will carry on our legacy! Go follow them for updates on Techno and Technotwt, fun events, and more!

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Hello everyone. Technotwt Updates was a 12 month long social experiment conducted by Harvard University. We have now gathered the proper data for our research and will now be suspending the project. Thank you for your time, and money.

Hello, this is Technoblade. I’m on my side account, because I got locked out of my main account. Can you please give me your credit card information, so I can buy a new microphone and continue streaming?

We love you and miss you Technoblade. Our community will make sure your legacy lives on. You will never be forgotten.

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