This child can send men to die

Jimmy Butler is great at basketball

When will I know peace

My Spotify recommendations are finally starting to escape the death grip that the 10 hour ‘white noise and rain sounds’ track has had on them for the past 3 years

The record breaking 87 degree day we’re having that is prematurely melting our record breaking 800+ inch snowpack and causing record breaking levels of flooding is nothing compared to the record breaking ass that I fit into these jeans every single day.

‘Sluttin’ is free and hotdogs are cheap’ -Tara

[speechless]

One like and I’ll eat Turgle

Today marks nine years since we launched Transistor, our studio's second game. We're grateful to know Red's journey still resonates with many of you after all this time. Thank you for playing!!

If you've never played Metal Gear Solid 3 and want to get involved in the remake hype here's a quick video to bring you up to speed

Succession finale predictions: Gus will tell the FBI about Rhonda’s illegal backyard farmer’s market. She dies. Waymart Raygun gets new CEO. The executive from the Subway episode of Undercover Boss Crandle will cry because he is sad about the The island WAS NOT purgatory

Target is just the first battle…... #GoWokeGoBroke #LongJohnSilvers

sorry i can’t make it tonight i have to shuffle aimlessly around my apartment

It's time for another giveaway! One lucky winner will receive a Tier 2 set of Gentleman Bastard 🥳 Follow us and retweet to enter 💚

"I hate when the woke mob cancels me for flirting with kids"; says millionaire video game man addicted to stepping on rakes.

I almost fell asleep at a reasonable hour tonight and then I started thinking about the Yellowstone super volcano