Under Arrest > Cops

"I didn't say I was drunk. I said I was on a booze cruise." #UnderArrest

"Right now you're under arrest for being an idiot. OK?" #UnderArrest

Thanksgiving is rigged.

congress:

Happy Chinese New Year. It's the year of the floppy butthole. Well, either that, or the guy at the Lucky Dragon was lying to me.

Watch "Top Secret!" On Amazon. You're welcome. #skeetsurfin youtu.be/OoDYjJ2jmHc

Made it to Cali! On our way to Hollywood to become a star! @headlesspez666 instagram.com/p/CTWOEiyrFIL/…

Brought a tear to my eye... #headlesspez #odometer #69420 #History #neverforget #6pack #pbr #pabst #pabstblueribbon #LaborDayWeekend #Hollywood #MoneyHeist fb.watch/7Pu421esd1/

Chewy isn't only a good boy. He's a good alarm clock. #6pack #6packabs #pbr #pabst #pabstblueribbon #puppiesofinstagram #chewy #gooddog #headlesspez instagram.com/p/CTaV3oVvyiI/…

Haven't had #weinerschnitzel in over 30 years! #6pack #6packabs #pbr #pabst #pabstblueribbon #hotdogs🌭 #weinerdog #weiner instagram.com/p/CTakzFCho1I/…

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CTbAQRTF4Ex/…

Watch the (shit) show that was last night! #headlesspez #greenjellovision youtu.be/K_J0DDKExBI

#fuck2021

#MerryChristmas m.facebook.com/story.php?stor…

Who's got 6 cans and started a Twitch? This guy! Watch me conquer Contra live Wednesday at 8pm PST! #nes #contra #twitch #twitchstreamer #speedrun #6pack #pbr #NoCode #nokonamicode #redfalcongoingdown

Today is the day! Come watch talking6pack on #twitch conquer the Red Falcon on Contra! 7pm PST. My record is 4 times through with #nocode Gonna shoot for 5 today! #NES #contra #speedrun #6pack #pbr

6pack's back on #twitch tonight! Gonna destroy Dracula's evil curse and save all your necks! Come join the adventure! 6pm PST Talking 6pack #twitchstreamer #nes #Nintendo #castlevania #simonsquest #Dracula #KONAMI麻雀格闘倶楽部 #6pack #pbr #pabst #pabstblueribbon

It is time! #PoorUnfortunateSouls #littlemermaid #warped #warpula #Mermiles #6pack #pbr #pabst #pabstblueribbon fb.watch/n1Sqg3tpqb/?mi…