I hate having to guess if pet videos are AI. Is nothing sacred anymore

It’s doubtful that we really know our former, lost selves. We can only see ourselves through a filter of who we are now long removed from the spontaneity & wonder of years ago.

songs that are emotionally heavy count 3x of a fun song that i play on repeat and that is why spotify wrapped will never be accurate i’m sorry

are we just watching him optimize his way into a mushroom addiction

When cats come over unprompted and fully lie down on your chest and look at you like -.- like yes you absolutely belong there I love that you didn’t have to ask

in recent years its become clear to me that mountains are superior to beaches and its not even close, like you can hike through some beautiful mountain ranges for a week and create lifelong memories, beaches are fun for like a couple of hours max

when god sings with all his creations will Et al. not be part of the choir

indian stanford students: my culture is also my costume

no man talks to the same llm twice, for he is not the same man and it is not the same llm

the british circa 1700s

Dear emailcel, consider yourself attachmentmogged

i hate that i now understand and find every single one of these tweets hilarious

going to start tweeting in the style of accounts that get 100k likes

hanging with funny friends lowkey so stressful you gotta be on your game at all times

omg you guys cant do ANYTHING

schizophrenics be like

sf is an extremely walkable city and i will die on this hill

SF guy eating a delicious blueberry: in 18 months everything will be blueberries