i already asked grandma and she told me no 😭😭😭😭😭😭

why did my brother’s doordash driver do him so dirty😭😭😭

I'm high asl.... My shit the 25th 🤣🤣🤣 i'm slow

when I say "huh" 7 times and they be like nvm..

Mr President what is your plan for cancelling my upcoming AfterPay payments

I love looking at my friends locations. They’re my little sims characters 🫶🏻

Mentally I’m here

It’s Libra season? No wonder it smells like liar outside

My toxic Trait is that I give my friends mental health advice when I belong in a asylum

“come drink” me outside yo crib 2 minutes later:

Lil Uzi Vert, 1776

Me checking the local jail roster while drinking my morning coffee to see if any of my friends got arrested

*serious situation* my brain:

I have horrible taste in men, if I have ever liked you please work on yourself

me texting my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum

My family: u about to go to work??? Me in my work clothes:

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"That motherfucker back there is not real!"