The streets of NYC are finally back to being filled with its normal cast of weirdos and not the additional Halloween ones.

This year, don't be the douche that brings a guitar to your family holiday dinners.

Our banqueting division fed 32,000 people in 21 days. 🥂 happy holidays #cheers #Hospitality #busyseason

Just made 2 different single origin coffees in 2 different manual brewing methods while watching Vulfpeck live at Madison Square Garden... Am I hip yet?

Signing a lease with a greek realtor isn't official unless it ends with them gifting you a bottle of their family's olive oil right? #newapartment #newbeginnings #bigmoves

Coworker: Hows that diet going?! Me: I had a HUGE salad for lunch! But followed it up with 2 Kouign-amann as they came outta the oven..... #noregrets

I've never had an omelette with diced chicken in it before today... but for some reason 2 different candidates doing tastings for a job served me this bizarre combo today...has anyone heard of this before? Do people actually LIKE this? What cooked first? The chicken or the egg?

I just hope the 1 thing that lasts, even after this pandemic is over, is everyone's heightened awareness of sanitation and basic hygiene practices....people are gross. #pandemic #washyourhands #alwaysandforever

This is the perfect time for all the musicians in the world to WRITE NEW STUFF. Turn this year around with some new jams from your favorite artists. #musicindustry #musician #NewMusic #please #PSA #QuarantineLife #pandemic #SilverLining

Hope all these people out here wearing masks and scarves are being tortured by their own bad breath

Wait..so... was the premise that the taxi with the license plate that said "fresh" & had dice in the mirror, actually transformed him INTO the fresh prince of Bel Air this whole time?? Bc you weren't that "fresh" in West Philadelphia, were you Mr. Smith #WillSmith #freshprince

You know you're an adult when instead of buying each other birthday presents, we split a fancy garbage can for the apartment.. #adulting

How satisfying is it when you nail a parallel park on the first try....#smallvictory #itslikebuttah #nailedit

When her parents go away for a week and you go use their washer/dryer to avoid paying the laundromat prices for a week.... #adulting

I hope the next "reaction" Facebook adds to their options is an eye roll emoji.... probably get the most uses. 🙄 #Facebook #opinions #everyonethinkstheyreright

Went and got some multi vitamins yesterday! Gotbone that i THOUGHT was 50+ different vitamins and nutrients ... got home to figure out they're just for men over the age of 50....#fml

Dont let unfulfilled potential define your life. Give it your all, leave nothing on the table and you'll never feel like an imposter.

Me after a day of eating pancakes for 10 hours straight. #hustle #workflow #cheflife #oops

Boss: walk me through your process Me:

Don't be the dweeb in a fine dining/ michelin restaurant wearing a t shirt, shorts, a hat, and yeezys.... 🙄 #finedining #restaurant #etiquette