me if continuing to say “go piss girl” in the year 2024 was an olympic sport

yeah sex is great but have you ever had a Caesar salad with fries and Diet Coke

record of the year, song of the year, best pop duo/group performance, kennedy center honors, presidential medal of freedom, nobel prize for literature

not this man texting me when he’s on stage

big gretch tn the dnc after party

michael polansky to lady gaga while they’re in bed:

the taurusphobia on survivor makes me sick and it needs to be addressed

BREAKING NEWS: Clue (1985) just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

This shouldn’t have to be said, but if you believe there’s any such thing as a “post-birth” abortion, you are a dumb stupid idiot fucking bitch #Debate2024

“transgender operations on illegal aliens in prison” wtf… #Debate2024

“Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people” OOP- #Debate2024

and who shot him, Mayor Eric Adams ???

if Andy goes home first… #Survivor #Survivor47

#survivor #survivor47 “so Andy how are you feeling” Andy:

she nibbled a bit I’m afraid

we are so back it’s unreal, like we’ve never been so back. I’m gonna puke

Gaga on “When The Saints”

wtf, happy mistake is so good??? who does she think she is??? #Harlequin