How it feels when your wife asks how your "fake football research" is going

unc taking this too serious

I love summer but this little 2 day free trial of fall is super necessary

this feels like the computer is trying to get me to kill myself

gf says because we got chinese yesterday we can’t get it again today. i don’t think that makes sense . they do it in china all the time

For sale: magnum condom, too big

do you think we’ll ever miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a barrel

me when i’m hungover

saying summer is over on august 25 is an indicator of a quitter’s mindset and indoctrination by big halloween

Some sort of irritating video is being created

THANK YOU TORONTO 🇨🇦 #OasisLive25

The day I wake up to the news of Connor McDavid re-signing in Edmonton will be the worst day of my life.

This is my quant

Tyson Barrie joined me on #HockeyToday SiriusXM NHL Network Radio I asked him why he decided to call it a career: "It was a decision in tandem with the 32 NHL teams." 😂😂

i carjacked mitch marner because he didn’t score for two straight playoffs.

Not exactly playing out how the Marner camp thought this would eh…

Dude is crashing out, I stopped replying over an hour ago and he’s still going. Mental health crisis is in full effect. Shame one would assume Marner would have paid him more for therapy. Ah well what can ya do I guess 🤷🏻‍♀️