Or they could wait two weeks and the knuckle dragging bootlickers will be on to the next phony outrage.

I don’t think god cares about homosexuality since he made people that way. But he is prob pissed that Charlie can’t make his wife have an orgasm.

Time remains undefeated

Beat a cop with a flag? Medal of Honor. Burn the flag? Year in jail. MAGA logic is literal fucking insanity.

This is the new Cracker Barrel? That looks good! Less plantation… oh that’s why they’re mad. Got it.

No

To be fair, his fat ass isn’t walking anywhere else either.

Here you go. From the expert on this stuff. Trump is making shit up again.

"TRAVIS “TIGHT-END” KELCE (a very good one) has gotten “engaged” to a NOT HOT singer called Taylor. Big fan of mine! Thank you for your attention to this matter!" -Trump in 20 minutes, probably

Absolutely insane that one of these guys ended up being a finalist for the Sexist Man of the Year award and the other is about to marry Taylor Swift.

Announced so far during this cabinet meeting: Trump ended 47 wars, saved Labor Day, restored college football, ended the deadly windmill epidemic, and personally cared for 160 whales. We don't deserve him.

Hey Grok, did Ukraine want war with Russia?

This is the cowboy bullshit logic that gets us into never ending wars.

If you just nod along with this statement you are not a republican. You are a RINO. Because nothing about this is small government/balance of power/states rights (you know all the things you pretend to champion).

Hey Grok, is gas available anywhere in the US for less than $2/gal right now?

Trump sent them to DC and now some family is missing their dad because he's collecting trash under the guise of fighting crime. What a goddamn disgrace.

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