I'm sorry, but shouldn't British websites use biscuits?

Love bombing my wife for 70 years straight then ghosting her (dying)

I overthink, therefore I overam.

It took 4 days for the César Chávez abuse allegations to spark a nationwide purge: statues torn down, streets, parks and schools renamed, holidays canceled, and politicians now running for cover. Meanwhile, Epstein’s abuse has been public since 2019. Still. No. Client. Arrests.

i would never answer a gnome’s riddles three, i would simply twist his head clean off

sending in a bunch of fat, untrained 40-year-olds with guns to deescalate the most crowded and stressful places in the country should be fine

8 billion people on earth. Maybe 300 of them are causing all the problems. And they convinced the rest of us to fight each other instead of stop it.

Iran is now releasing cartoons that Trump can understand. 😂🤣👇

Ancient Egyptian Twitter: 𓀥   𓁆 𓀕 𓁆 𓀟  𓀣 𓁀

Why would you even leave milkshake in the yard

How strange it is to wake up, check the news, see the world burning down… and still have to go to work, answer texts, be a person. Do what you can. That’s enough. It really is.

locked in? no. i’m tucked in. goodnight

I usually don't post stuff like this bc it doesn't really do anything, buuuUUUT... Frick it. Fortnite management sucks. You don't "pay your bills" by laying people off. I refuse to help fund corporate greed.

“wow i bet those armpits smell like flowers” You don’t get it. I WANT the stink, i LIKE it

referring to big balls as “big naturals”

“why are they shoving this lgbtq stuff down our throat” you’re the one throating it dawg 🥀🥀