It’s the time of night when we’re considering posting a bunch of mirror selfies. You’re welcome in advance. ✨

Grab your besties, we’re getting manicures 💅 Tag us in your next girls night to be featured. #nailfie

We’re keeping the vibes ⚡️ELECTRIC⚡️. Tag us for a chance to be featured on our profile.

When Instagram gives you lemons, add them to your vodka #NationalVodkaDay

#NationalCosmoWeek also means that hh starts whenever we say. Right?

“I don't like happy hour” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Time to go home and eat our roommate’s chips

Take a sip every time you run into a high school ex #Drinksgiving

What #ConeyIsland #mashup is living rent free in your head rn?

when the club is your training ground to be a back-up dancer >>>

physically I’m at work, but mentally I’m here

Hey Times Square Ball, what cocktail are you #manifesting for last call?

the urge to go thrifting and throw together a 🔥 outfit

ok real talk: what should we do instead of dry january

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tbh a bloody mary in a mug just hits different

pov: it’s 2017. you’re at a random house party wearing a crop top in the winter and drinking jungle juice from a cooler.

how cringe is your original snap username

if lettuce chips are a salad in disguise does that make vodka corn in disguise 👀

anything can be a martini glass if you believe