Mike Fisher (@sv_mfisher) 's Twitter Profile
Mike Fisher

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My news years resolution is to slap any person using speakerphone in public. Don’t care whether you’re a man or woman, old or young. I’m coming for you and ending this nonsense one person at a time

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🎁 SUPER BOWL GIVEAWAY 🎁 Win 4 tickets to Terranea Resort’s Big Game Celebration featuring an oceanfront 20-foot screen and a tailgate-worthy buffet! Repost for your chance to win ✌️

🎁 SUPER BOWL GIVEAWAY 🎁

Win 4 tickets to <a href="/TerraneaResort/">Terranea Resort</a>’s Big Game Celebration featuring an oceanfront 20-foot screen and a tailgate-worthy buffet!

Repost for your chance to win ✌️
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🚨KINGS TICKET GIVEAWAY🚨 We're giving away TWO 4-packs of tickets (+ parking) to this Saturday's #LAKings game at Crypto.com Arena vs Nashville at 5pm #GKG Simply follow us on X AND repost this to be eligible to win Contest ends Wed. at 11:59pm Rules: cbsloc.al/3FbvH6X

🚨KINGS TICKET GIVEAWAY🚨

We're giving away TWO 4-packs of tickets (+ parking) to this Saturday's #LAKings game at <a href="/cryptocomarena/">Crypto.com Arena</a> vs Nashville at 5pm #GKG

Simply follow us on X AND repost this to be eligible to win

Contest ends Wed. at 11:59pm

Rules: cbsloc.al/3FbvH6X
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Call me old but I am so sick of people yelling “Let’s gooooo!!!!” Far and away my number one pet peeve that has the power to make me hate a human immediately

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Finally got a ticket to the Masters and it’s the day after my wedding. I know the joke is to tell her to have a nice life but I will be getting married next week

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If I say that I’m going to take a shit in a hotel lobby and then proceed to take a shit in a hotel lobby, will republicans congratulate me for it?

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How can I turn off certain notifications in Bleacher Report app?! I turn them off and they immediately turn themselves back on. At the point of wanting to delete it

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I wish I would have known sooner that no matter how good a husband you are, you can still easily wake up in the dog house if you do something wrong in her dreams

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My wife has made fun of me for years for watching #BelowDeck but she finally wanted to watch an episode the other night and has since binge watched a whole season of Med and is fully addicted

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Any other husbands hate the question “How does this look?” No right answer but bound to end with her frustrated and us 30 minutes late