Jude Law in the Holiday is the only guy ever

i am 10,000 days old today #uncstatus

Love takes smiles :) love takes cheers

opened facebook to 3 pregnancy announcements and 2 engagements

i think about her coat in this movie every day of my life

went to a community meeting about a church in my neighborhood being listed for sale and ended up being flirted with and touched by an old guy the entire time

i should be put down

Was it all for naught bruh

sobbed watching heated rivalry finale...one should be so lucky

my resolution for 2026 is to learn one card game or perhaps a slight of hand magic trick

Bitches be like, "I know everything" and then get last place at trivia night

need to hire an etsy witch that can make sure i never have a cold ever again in my whole life

girl who wants a roster but only goes to gay guy parties

are you listening to simon and garfunkel with other bitches yes or no

my least favorite thing about living in chicago is that when artists go on tour they so often just do lolla instead of a real show. like i'm not going to that damn festival!!!!!