The best James Bond Movie is

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Anybody in Seattle remember that speakeasy in Belltown, that turned out to be a front for undercover cops to conduct a sting against gun smugglers?

Oh I know. She told me your gun is a derringer.

Tacos are to women what IPAs are to men: culinary shorthand for I’m boring as fuck.

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Does anybody know how long The Menu was in development? I have a lot to say.

They should get LeVar Burton to appear on Mandalorian, thus bringing to an end the ancient feud between Star Trek and Star Wars

Now the angels are chanting Jer-RY! Jer-RY! Jer-RY!

Where should I eat in Detroit?

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Huzzah! Autocorrect now acknowledges fucking! No more ducking around.

Ah yes, a long line of chumps waiting outside Onibaba for it to open. I one of those chumps.

Nazi punks fuck off.

Don’t be alarmed, fellow humans. The brief sting you felt all over your body was just the sensation of passing through Enrico Fermi’s Great Filter.

What’s the best Daniel Craig James Bond film? Anybody?

Capitalism, Act V: anti-theft chips on KitKat bars.

Our legal system will eventually go back to paper forms. Paper can’t be hacked. If Elmo wants to steal all the Treasury Dept’s payment info, he and his 5 teenage goons are welcome to photocopy 1,000 filing cabinets and laboriously load several tons of banker’s boxes into a truck