Let the wife loose with the pressure washer on the block-paved driveway, what could possibly go wrong 😏😂

When you kick a ball at your 17 yr old daughter for the first time. She couldn’t, could she 😂🤔

CUP NEWS | 🏆 We have been drawn as the home team in the Hampshire FA County Cups Russell Cotes Cup Final, meaning we will be hosting Lymington Town FC at Stoneham Lane on Thursday 11th May with a 19.45 kick off. Full details to follow #UpThePurps 💜⚽️ 📸Dave

🚍 We are hopeful of offering a supporters coach for next Saturday's FA Cup tie away to Yeovil Town. To register your interest please use the following form - forms.gle/ptExqLT3QkSsdm… #UpThePurps 🚍🎟️💜

We have been drawn at home to Southampton FC in the Hampshire FA Servio Senior Cup. Tie to be played week commencing 13th November! More details to follow! #UpThePurps 💜⚽️🏆 Stoneham Lane Football Complex

There’s been a lot of crap press recently about the parking situation at AFC Stoneham, but having to pay £4.40 to park at Portchester is a bit much 😂. And it’s not sour grapes, we won 2-0 and my corona went down really well 😉

Onana’s got his Adidas crowd-finders on again 😂

Oh Tyson, you fool.

Player Sponsorship We are pleased to offer our player sponsorship scheme for the 24-25 season. At just £70 for the season it is a cost effective way to support the boys and get exposure for you or your business. Our Instagram has reached 6.2k people in the last 30 days alone.

March To The Arch | On Saturday we host Coventry United in the Isuzu FA Vase Quarter Finals. 623 entered, 8 remain. We will need your support if we are to progress further in this years competition so please come down in your numbers and support the boys! #UpThePurps 💜⚽️🏆

This Saturday we are in FA VASE ACTION Again in the 2nd leg, we hold a 3-0 lead from the 1st leg Southampton FC kicking off at 8pm and Eastleigh FC playing on Friday we need your support, let's get AFC Stoneham to Wembley All support would be much appreciated 👏

Not long now to the biggest game in there history for AFC Stoneham FA VASE SEMI FINAL 2ND LEG AFC Stoneham v Hᴀʟʟᴇɴ AFC 🏆 3pm 3 - 0 (1st leg) Not all ticket ,you can pay on the day at the 2 turnstiles Cash/card

The Purps are off to Wembley! #UpThePurps ⚽️💜🏆

ISUZU FA VASE FINAL May 17th Wembley Stadium 12.30 ko AFC Stoneham v Cockfosters STADIUM MAP Please see stadium map. We have been given an initial allocation of 7000 tickets in the West end of the stadium. Our seats are shown in red. Thank you Please share. #upthepurps

Isuzu FA Vase Final tickets now on sale! wembleystadium.com/tickets #UpThePurps ⚽️💜🏆

A fantastic response for tickets so far but just a reminder The Isuzu FA Vase Final tickets are now on sale! Tickets can be purchased via wembleystadium.com/tickets #UpThePurps ⚽️💜🏆

Purps family… it’s happening! 💜 Isuzu FA Vase Final tickets are officially on sale and we need EVERY ONE of you at Wembley! Travel packages and a full merch drop are on the way — keep your eyes peeled. Let’s paint Wembley purple. #UpThePurps 💜⚽️🏆

Matchday | Following the conclusion of todays game vs Hythe & Dibden we will be presented with the Velocity Wessex League Premier Division Trophy. We have made this game free entrance to encourage you all to come down and make the day a special one! #UpThePurps 💜⚽️🏆

We will have collections for Abby's Heroes & Brain Tumour Research in memory of Brian Ryves who sadly lost his battle recently, please give generously. #UpThePurps 💜⚽️🏆