Pita and hummus in bed. It's almost like I'm Katniss.

Come find me at your nearest Bob Evans. I'm the one drinking coffee alone in the parking lot. Bring donuts.

If Whoville is located inside of a snowflake then Awkwardville is located inside the tag that's been sticking out of my shirt all day.

I'm terrified to open up this email, so I guess I just won't.

91% of my followers are girls. To the 9% that aren't: 4 FOR YOU GLEN COCO, YOU GO GLEN COCO!

when i have people take pictures with mee....

my only true friend.. but she moved....................................................................

#MyRepliesToTextsWhenImMad what texts?

#IfIDontReplyItsBecause Seirously did someone make these hastags just to hurt my feelings #forevernotexts

#ShortestHockeyBooks Is that even a real thing?

#HighSchoolMemories wetting my pants #loljkitsjustwetfromridingtheslide

its not gay if its a 3 way

jk thats pretty gay..

Lewk I am ur father

It's hard to beat a person who never gives up. - Babe Ruth #Ambition

#iveseeneveryepisodeof EVERYYTHING Im ALWAYS watching tv!