Tired: Shark Tank India Wired: Fish Tank India

Wonderful to see a rituals app raise $52m in funding - AI and deep tech startups in India can go jump off a cliff (preferably near a holy place)... We get the VCs we deserve.

If Perplexity's offer to buy Google Chrome for $34.5 billion goes through, I plan to make an offer to buy Perplexity (plus Chrome) for $34.500000001 billion - wish me luck! cnbc.com/2025/08/12/per…

Low-key disappointed that Zepto has stopped at delivering land plots in 10 minutes. If they were really ambitious, they would deliver the following: 1. Partner with ISRO to deliver your own planet in 10 min 2. Deliver inner peace in 10 min 3. (Conceive &) deliver a baby in 10 min

With AI lowering barriers to build profitable businesses, 99.9% of VCs are now competing to fund the same 0.1% of truly venture-scale opportunities. The bar to generate venture-scale returns has never been higher.